This stubborn, wrinkly, chocolately ball of shar-pei is my first baby and was intentionally named Patella Starscream.

Patella is the anatomical name for the knee bone – yes, I am aware, as by night and cover of darkness – I am a forensic anthropologist in search of bones, teeth and an employer! Starscream is indeed a Transformer. My wonderful husband came home with a conviction one evening to name our first born child after a Transformer so he could refer to himself as the covert commander, so we compromised on the puppy’s name! It’s a pperfectblend of the winds of compromise, and it means so much to both of us and confundles the British.


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